Smells Like Victory

Dose has the perfect solution for cleaning up your act, in the form of a big-a** brick of soap:

Oh yeah. Weighing in at 3/4 lb with steel cut grains for maximum gripability, this beaut is an American classic, made in the USA at the same Memphis, TN factory that produced all the soap for American GIs in the Korean War.

Duke is out to “take a stand against the near extinction of the strong-willed, hard-working, scotch-drinking, axe-wielding man.”

Not to mention Duke’s softer side: Part of the proceeds go to support Honor Flight, an organization which helps to send veterans to see the national War Memorials.

Time to clean up, gentlemen! At $5 a brick, this product’s a steal … and smells like victory.